My Crazy Lovely Life :)

4everchild:

En un mundo paralelo.












Every time my mother nags at me, →

wowfunniestposts:

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

what a funny blog




Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.